did I tell everyone how this bastard from my high school called my name nonstop until I had to stop talking to the prettiest girl in my math class? well he did. and I want the blood of his first born child.
I shouldn’t have to talk to u to get u to d8 me u should just do it.
Parker Cannon’s twitter has me laughing way too much for the morning like usual.
o did you say EX boyfriend? game on.
It’d be nice if I had friends that liked good music. oh whale I’ll bring my mom to see TSSF if it means I get to see my favorite band.
do girls actually smoke weed in real life like how do I even find a hot stoner gf. I’m gonna keep chillin here smelling like bud and see if I can attract them like honeybees.
I really hope there’s like a government official somewhere whose job it is to spy on people’s monitors. just try to imagine the things he would see.
if you start thinking your dog is awesome just remember that I taught my puppy the word “cuddle” and she comes and snuggles with me.
I spent all day waiting to get home and play GTA and now it has to download for like 5 hours. not okay.
I don’t get the term “real” like are all these fake people robots or something?
I’m so intimidated by pretty girls like what if I ask her out and she doesn’t talk to me ever again or something I can’t handle this pressure.
when I only read the harry potter books I pronounced hermione “her-me-own”.
well tumblr you’re awful feminist lately aren’t you?
my friend bought a tea cup pig once and it wasn’t a tea cup pig so it grew full size and lived in their house.