you can’t be by yourself, you can’t be by yourself. they kept you in the dark, in a room with nothing sharp. until you were well.
ok don’t break up with your boyfriend. we can play but I didn’t sign up for this you can keep your fuckboy…
you know I’m in a bad state when I don’t respond to a girl’s titty pics
yeah well maybe I hurt you some. let’s contrast and compare. lift up your shirt, the wound isn’t there.
this sucks cause you’re so cute but I would rather die than date a coworker again. I’ll be your work hubby but I won’t let it end like the last time.
plot twist: instead of continuing to pollute the earth with machines and continue on this path to a future where we join with the robots and computers to become immortal robot cyborgs what if we just used our science to join the plants??? and become symbiotic with them instead and we all turn green and have leafs that absorb sunlight BOOM photosynthesis, and we make our food from the sun and become awesome peaceful elf people who embrace our planet instead of fighting it